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After you and the guys arrive, an Asian girl who knows Sam from his "human teabag" video, begins openly Tampa ga personals with him, to whom he rejects as he is still focused on Phil's sister. Mandy finds out and starts following Jessica. You ned advice from Phil. Jessica pulls You aside and reveals she and Chad have broke up, but she is leaving town for a week.
Sam hates you for it. The screen then blacks out with an apparent cliffhanger. When you arrive back home Mandy is in your room and apologizes for being a bitch and finally recognizes that you broke up.
Phil smiles at you for it. Jessica, in sheer frustration, decides to go old school and do it in the back seat of her car, only to knock the parking brake off and have a crash, and she has to leave to catch tirlfriend flight.
Mandy arrives at the party wanting to kill Girlfried because you two are now dating. As this is happening "Hot Neighbor" comes over and asks if you want to leave with her then you are left with a choice. She comes over to your apartment and starts taking it over.
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Then Jess offers you "Pancakes to eat". I don't think this was previewed enough with the general populous so use other media distribution networks to advertise this show and trust me, they will catch-on! Mandy confronts Decret, upon where they start fighting and fall into the pool. Sam is instantly attracted and his desire for her, and smoking weed in her glass place gets her fired.
Here you meet Jessica's boyfriend Chad and are bummed out. You all decide to hire her to sit on the couch in your apartment for a live web cam broadcast. Meanwhile Sam has not only lets the aquarium girl smoke all Phil's weed but she also eats all of Phil's meatballs. Phils attempts to smooth things over with beer do no good as Sam declares they are no longer friends, resulting in each of them trying to embarrass the other at every opportunity, which only succeeds in embarrassing You.
Ending the series. When Sam finally meets Cloie, she's immediately disenchanted by him and rejects his advances.
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When Sam tries to stop Phil from ruining his Fondue party, Jessica invites You for a quickie at the airport due to a delayed flight, but Phil calls You back before You get there because he has learned Sams new friends are Evangelistsonly to discover he already knows and is rolling ned it to score free food and nail one of them, restoring their friendship. It is also revealed that Hot Girls make Sam ejaculate prematurely.
Please let there be a season 2,3,4, etc as I have changed my Wednesday night schedule to catch new episodes but disappointingly, they're not on! You force Sam to You find out later that Chad is only playing mister nice guy with Jessica. More advertising, more trailers, and finally more episodes and this show will be a cult classic for many generations to come! You attempt to intervene, but Sam wants you to go away as being raped by a hot girl is one of his biggest fantasies.
The hand model Phil took home last night has hurt his penis because of a failed hand-job.
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After Sam tells everyone where Aquarium girl is, your place is packed with horney guys. Was this review helpful to you? But Mandy drives her off. Then Sam spots the Aquarium girl, a hot woman that just sits behind beed reading magazines. You and Jessica are then interrupted by Looking for mrs right and the Asian girl pursuing him, where she proceeds to non-statutorily rape him. Mandy calls the next morning threatening Jess and girlfgiend.
But he does invite you guys out to a derby. Phil is concerned that she is taking it too fast with you.
On the way to a party for Phil's sister, "Hot Neighbor" reveals she has a crush on you. All the time she just wanted to get you alone for sex. Later while Secrwt is out meeting his drug dealer the Aquarium girl sends Sam out for fish tacos.
Sam gets attached to her and misses Jessica's birthday party. You her in the shower and have wet sex, before Mandy shows up and scolds you for it.
You sneak off and while talking to a waitress who was staring at you the whole time. Sam later discovers that Phil has invited his neighbor Eddie to be his new best friend as 'New Sam', so Sam gets a group of new friends in return. When Mandy's sister tries to touch his penis he yells and pushed her onto Sam who then ejaculates all over himself.
By this time Jessica is back from the girlfrienc so instead you ditch Mandy and go over to Jessica's where you finally have sex. Then Phil and Sam see you two having sex on a hidden web cam in the bathroom. Jessica invites You to a work lunch to talk, but Girls that want to fuck in Cheshire and Phil tag along and start arguing again.
Rather than wait until she gets back, you two leave to have sex at her house, only to find Sasha has invited 30 lesbians to party, and end up partying until Jessica ends up passed out, so Sasha and You put her to bed. At the party, Mandy's sister hits on Phil to piss off her dad. The next morning she invites all of you to her father's birthday party, that night.
Mandy finds you and tries to get you to come with her.